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Ask 411 Wrestling 02.15.12: MSG, TKO, GWF, More!

February 15, 2012 | Posted by Mathew Sforcina

Welcome to this special Post-Valentine’s Day editon of Ask 411 Wrestling! I hope that you all had a wonderful day yesterday with your significant other.

I’m kidding of course. I know you all had a lonely day filled with self pity and loathing as you ranted about the commercialisation of love to cover your own lack of loved ones.

I’m still kidding. You can’t say that all of you are one or the other. I cannot tar you all with the same brush. All I know is that the day had chocolate. I hope it was nice chocolate.

I don’t want to piss off the lactose intolerant after all.

Anyway, welcome to Ask 411 Wrestling. I am your host, Mathew Sforcina. But, as you probably know since I bang on and on about it it crops up from time to time, I’m also a Pro Wrestler on the Australian scene. But this June/July, The Massive Q Roadkill Tour 2012 will be happening. Call your local promotion and demand Massive Q on their shows!

Or not. Up to you. And who calls people and demands stuff anyway?

This week will, alas, be a Total Opinion Week based on time constraints and other minor issues. I only say this so that people don’t complain that I didn’t make it clear.

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Backtalking

Nothing to report really, as once you get past the repeditvie TNA hate, there was some decent conversations about Taker, Punk and what have you. Good show all round.

Your Turn, Smart Guy…

Who am I? I’m currently part of a ‘major’ American Indy or two, although I’m better known for my time in the big leagues. During that time, I was involved in a major angle that helped begin the Attitude Era, while during it my interviews were often a highlight thanks to insults and taunts. I’ve worked as a manager, and done some backstage work as well. I was involved in the internet early on in the WWF’s time on there, and I don’t use my real name. Who am I?

Dave has it correct.

I’m currently part of a ‘major’ American Indy or two (ROH and Lucha Libre USA), although I’m better known for my time in the big leagues (the WWF). During that time, I was involved in a major angle that helped begin the Attitude Era (he was at Brian Pillman’s house during the Pillman/Steve Austin confrontation, and I beleive was the one who actually said “Pillman’s got a gun!”), while during it my interviews were often a highlight thanks to insults and taunts (courtesy of the Rock and his “hermaphrodite” comments, among others). I’ve worked as a manager (in the ECWA), and done some backstage work as well (producer, creative team member and talent scout for the WWF). I was involved in the internet early on in the WWF’s time on there (host of “Byte This!”), and I don’t use my real name (Kevin Foote).

You are Kevin Kelly!

I’ve been trying to make them a little harder, but feedback is always appreciated.

Who am I? I am a ‘World Champion’, in that I’ve held a title with that phrase in it. My biggest title reign was a secondary title in a big league company, where I won it off a future world champion and lost it to a former world champion. A former Chief, my last two major runs both saw me either heading to become a face or a face full stop, despite being arguably more well known as a heel. A man The Undertaker has interacted with (although now he may wish he hadn’t), I am who?

Questions, Questions, Who’s Got The Questions?/My Damn Opinion

David starts us off with two (and a half) really interesting questions.

Byers is a fine replacement…but it’s good to have you back. Here goes nothing:

I’ve been watching some old school JCP. Nikita Koloff had the Russian Sickle, Arn Anderson had the Gordbuster, Tully Blanchard had the Slingshot Suplex, Magnum TA had the Belly to Belly Suplex, Ric Flair had the Figure Four, Dusty Rhodes had the Bionic Elbow. Which leads me to a 2-part questions: It seem like as finishers have become more innovative and complex, they have also sacrificed simplicity and believability. 1) Can modern wrestlers not get a sick looking clothesline over as a finisher anymore?

Hey, you can rag on JBL for a few things, but I don’t know anyone who didn’t give him that his finisher was unacceptable.

*cue several people saying that his finisher sucked below*

That said, any move can get over as a finisher if you work at it. Jushin Liger got a palm thrust over as a deadly move because he starting using it and winning. It’s just a matter of putting in the time and effort to push it. WWE is actually quite good at this when it wants to be, mostly with submissions. The Sharpshooter and the Masterlock both got over very well thanks to the booking. Hell, the fricking Cobra is over.

But yes, if a wrestler can hit a clothesline well enough and the company puts it over, it can work. In fact it’s a good idea, you ideally want a finisher that can be done to anyone anywhere anytime. RKO, good. Attitude Adjustment, good. Dudebuster DDT, not so much.

So, yes, a clothesline (or a sleeper, or a suplex, or even a front facelock which I’m kinda thinking of using myself) can get over, if the move gets a push.

2) If moves like the Gordbuster, Slingshot Suplex, and Hotshot can’t be finishers anymore, why can’t they still be a part of a wrestlers arsenal? It seems like there is so much cool looking shit from the past that has become extinct for no good reason.

Yeah, and even when it does turn up, it’s not that great looking.

I can’t say for sure, all I can hazard a guess towards is that the moves aren’t that easy to do or in some cases take. A slingshot suplex, for example, needs a fair amount of strength to perform and a good idea what you’re doing to take it. So you need to work at it for a bit, whereas other moves like a DDT variation are easier to do and work just as well, in the eyes of the wrestlers.

It’s also a case of who you idolise when you come in. There’s always a delay of a few years of fans coming in who grew up idolizing X or Y and then wanting to be like them. When I came in it was still a Hardy/Michaels/Taker/HHH field, with a few ECW fans and maybe a Japanese idoliser tossed in. You grow up wanting to be like the guy you loves, so you train like that. But none of them used stuff like the Gordbuster and the like, so they didn’t. Now, however, with every wrestling show ever online, practically, you might find them making a comeback.

Or not. Depends on how hard people want to work.

Old school bookers have said that in the territory days you only wanted to have 16 guys on the roster at a time (Anymore and guys couldn’t work every show). Let’s say you find an old Delorian, 1.21 jigowats and go back to the 70’s…and you have to switch the wrestlers, bringing everybody from today back to 1978. You are given any territory you want. Go ahead and pick that too if you have a reason for wanting one over another (Memphis for the gimmicks, New York for the big guys, Carolina for the workers, etc). Also remember you have competition from the other territories and have to choose your “top guys” and your “curtain jerkers” (no Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles as the opener). I want you to pick 16 guys and their place on the card. What I’m curious to see is basically which 6 current wrestlers you believe are the best “top guys”, which 6 are the best “midcard guys”, and which four are the best “curtain jerkers” who can really get the crowd going…and I’m really hoping the list is not just 16 WWE guys. Just to top it off, give us us your first big MSG, Mid South Coliseum, Greensboro Coliseum, Reunion Arena, or Omni show.

Thanks!

… Wow.

OK, I’ll take New York, more for the fact that I want Vince under my thumb, a young, hungry Vince. Having him working for me (and Finkle too) is a huge advantage.

But let’s say my time machine runs him over. I still prefer New York, just because that’s a better base to take over the world from. If Vince had been anywhere else, he might not have succeeded. So I want to do the same. Plus I’m a MSG mark.

OK, so, I’m assuming that I can’t make stops on my trip, that it’s a one shot. So no picking up Flair and Hogan in the late 80’s or anything. It’s just guys right here, right now. (And no bringing in other guys from the era too. So no getting Rambling Ricky Rhodes and Sterling Golden either.) So, 16…

6 Top Guys:

John Cena I’m going to assume that others will make their own lists below, and unless they are going for a very specific territory, anyone who doesn’t take Cena’s blinded by hatred or just stupid. John Cena, regardless of how the fans react, is still the perfect lead face of your company. Good looking, athletic, built without being freakish, GREAT with kids, good with publicity, loyal, a great person… Regardless of how you like John Cena who appears on your TV each week, he’s still a superb talent, and is actually a really good midpoint between Backlund and Hogan. All that is a problem is the booking. But in the 70’s to 80’s in New York? They’ll love him.

Randy Orton This is the other cliché choice, although I am a little less sure of it than I am Cena. But Orton’s a very good heel, regardless of his current face status. With the tattoos and shaved head as well, I’m fairly sure he’ll be fine as a main event heel. Plus I think he and Cena have had a couple matches and so should know each other…

Kevin Steen And now we begin the controversial picks. I am a huge fan of Steen’s work, and I think he has a unique look that would be get over quite well at the time. Plus the Package Piledriver can easily be the Deadly Move push.

Sheamus If you recall your history, Hulk Hogan was originally intended to be Irish, to appeal to the ethnic group, ala Sammartino and the Italians, and Morales and the Puerto Ricans. So, why not an actual Irish gentlemen? His look and in ring work is a bonus, sure, but let’s get the ethnic fans in.

Abyss Hey, big crazy and violent works well, and he’s pretty scary. I wouldn’t push him as the tip top #1 guy in the company, but as a major heel attraction, sure.

Vladimir Kozlov He’s big, scaryish, and Russian. America HATES Russians at this point. So you have that going for you.

6 Midcard Guys:

Big Show Big Show is 7 feet tall. Big Show is a funny, personable man, who’s also really, really, REALLY big. He’s there to play Andre, come in, beat people up, smile, wave, leave.

Beer Money Your face tag team, until we split them up in 6 months. But at first, you push them as the dominate tag team, and they can feud with…

Kings of Wrestling I’m reliant on Chris Hero’s douchebag act really getting over, which is, I’ll admit, questionable in the late 70’s. But worst comes to worst, turn Claudio on him and push him instead. But I’m fairly sure Hero can get over.

Brodus Clay Somebody Call His Momma! And more sure he doesn’t end up as his own daddy!

4 Curtain Jerkers:

Santino Marella For two reasons. One, I believe that his comedy will get over at any point of time. And if he doesn’t get over, turn him back into Boris Alexiev as a sleeper and have them dominate the tag ranks.

Motor City Machine Guns You need a pretty boy white meat babyface team to get horribly slaughtered by your main event heels. Might as well be a couple guys who are talented and can talk.

Elijah Burke This one is personal preference only. I like the guy, and it adds some diversity, so yay that. But this one could be practically anyone.

Now, that’s the main guys. But while you have 16 wrestlers, what about managers, women, and announcers? If I was able to take them as well, you can toss in JBL as an announcer/business manager, Vickie Guerrero and Prince Nana as managers and Cheerleader Melissa and Winter as women wrestlers. But assuming that they aren’t there for my first show…

The Global Wrestling Federation presents “GWF at MSG!” from Madison Square Garden.

GWF World Heavyweight Championship Match: John Cena V Randy Orton
GWF United States Championship Tournament:
Kevin Steen V Sheamus
Vladimir Kozlov V Santino Marella
Winners to face same night.
GWF World Tag Team Championship Match: Beer Money V The Kings Of Wrestling
Abyss V The Motor City Machine Guns
Brodus Clay V Elijah Burke
Special Appearance by Big Show!

Clay squashes Burke, Abyss beats the Guns then faces off with Show, Steen gets by Sheamus then wins title by default as Kozlov gets DQed for violence and then destroys Santino, Beer Money and Cena both win their titles.

I’m sure the readers will have their own opinions below. And speaking of MSG, Chris has a question.

Mathew:

I was just wondering. You said in regards to the “WCW trying to put WWF out of business” question that if WCW had tried to lock WWF out of any arenas, then WWF would have sued.

The question is Madison Square Garden. Also, WCW never ran the Wells Fargo Center in Philly, I always remember them being at a smaller arena in Philly and then, when the Wells Fargo Center was built, being relegated to the Spectrum. Same with the Meadowlands here in New Jersey. They ran the building in the early 90s, then never came back to NJ during the Monday Night War era. Nassau Coliseum on Long Island was as close as WCW ever got to New York.

Why didn’t WCW (or TNA for that matter) ever sue WWE to get access to The Garden or the bigger building in Philly?

WCW did actually run in the Theatre at MSG, which is next door. But yes, WCW never did run in MSG proper. There were two reasons. One was that every time WCW ran in New York it failed, they just didn’t have a big enough presence in the city to give the show a big enough audience to warrant running MSG. And second, yes, there was an exclusivity deal between WWF and MSG. I guess I should have clarified the statement slightly. Having exclusivity deals with arenas is not in of itself illegal, as long as you don’t actively try to kill the competition. If Vince had gone around and signed exclusivity deals with EVERY arena he could, that would lead to a lawsuit. But a deal with a long standing business partner that the family had been dealing with for decades is a little harder to sue over. Not impossible, but unlike to win. Although the relationship is rocky between WWE and MSG’s management at the moment, so if a company REALLY wanted to try and stick it to Vince, and had a lot of cash, they could probably do it. The question as to if it would work in making money though…

And WCW did run Wells Fargo a few times. They held Nitro there April 14th 1997, November 3rd that same year, March 2nd in 1998, and October 18th 1999. Also did a Thunder there Jun 18th, 1998. So WCW did run there, just not that often. The smaller arenas probably made more sense financially.

Shameless Cross Promotion!!!

Juice Diesel has a few questions. So he sent them to me. Good move, that.

Hi Matthew,

First time, blah blah – so if you will kindly indulge me two questions:

First, why do you suppose Vince went forward with the Benoit tribute show before knowing the full extent of the story – I mean, what did he think happened?
Surely, some of the “boys” (Chavo, etc.) had to know something wasn’t right with Benoit, and then to find out he and his whole family are at the very least, confirmed deceased, it seems a bit uncharacteristic of Vince. Thoughts?

In retrospect, sure, you can piece it all together and clearly stuff was going on. But remember, as it’s become clear since that time, Benoit was always… A little different. Yes his behaviour near the end of his life seemed worse, but that was just Benoit being Benoit, right?

And I don’t think they were thinking too clearly in that a man that they thought of as a good friend, and a guy everyone respected, was dead. If you watch Vince there, he’s clearly upset at his loss. Yes, retrospect says that they shouldn’t. But if they’d gone ahead, most of the wrestlers probably would have been distracted at best and possibly refused to go out. And what if it turned out to be a gas leak or a home invasion or something? Then they’re seen as heartless bastards.

But overall I think it was Vince being upset at losing a friend and doing what he felt was right at the time. He should have been more cautious, sure. Easy to say that now. But at the time, it was the right thing to do, in Vince’s heart. It’s just that they’d have preferred to find out a day or so earlier…

Second, completely unrelated, why do wrestlers tape their finger? I’ve seen Naitch and obviously hHh use a thin strip around the pointer finger. Is it similar to the effect of taping one’s wrists?

There’s a whole bunch of reasons to tape wrists and fingers. It’s partly for support, in that wrists and/or fingers that are taped are stronger, and less likely to be injured. Like with wrestling boots, the bigger and longer the taping, the less likely you’ll injure the body part, the official explanation goes.

However the tradition reason is that you hide a blade in there. You tape the finger and then, for matches where you need it, you put the blade inside and then it’s ready and easy for use. And if you’re a heel, you can choke people with it too, if you like.

But it’s officially about supporting the joints.

Sneaking in a third question because I am not a TNA fan and too lazy to look it up – what is the TNA version of Wrestlemania?

Last – I really like the phrase MY DAMN OPINION – and use it often in work meetings. Thanks!

Warmest Regards

Ask 411 Wrestling: Influencing Speech Patterns around the world!

Anyway, TNA has two different answers to that, depending on what you mean by ‘their wrestlemania’. If you mean what is their biggest PPV, which PPV is nominally the one they build to all year, if you’re asking what PPV they would have Cena V Rock on if they had Cena V Rock, that would be Bound For Glory in October.

However, unlike WWE, their Wrestlemania didn’t really start their year. The WWE year tends to go from WM to WM. But TNA has Slammiversary in June which is their yearly PPV anniversary.

So you’re probably asking for Bound For Glory, but Slammiversary is the time based one.

Mario brings questions from Croatia!

My questions for you guy(s), I suppose this is the way, am I right?

Indeed, I only take questions via email.

Hi, I’m Mario, I come from Croatia (yes, there are wrestling fans in Croatia), and this is my long ass rant (sorry if English is bad):

1. Recently, I’ve been thinking about KOs, TKOs and Ref Stops in pro wrestling. First of all, what’s the exact difference between KO and TKO? What are rules for KOs and TKOs? I mean, I know about TKOs in spirit (not be able to defend yourself, so ref stops the match), but what’s the deal with that and Ref Stoppages in “rulebooks”? I guess that Ref Stoppage involves KOs and TKOs too. And why do they say “pinfall or submission only”, and not Knockout too? Also, what about “surrender”, because in WCW WarGames, those matches could end by Submit or Surrender only. Can you name some matches that ended via KO or TKO, all I can think about is Austin/Hart from Mania (TKO, I guess), or something fresh – Suzuki/Nakajima from NOAH 2011 (KO).

OK, so let’s go with this step by step.

First of all, the rulebook doesn’t exist as such. It’s only when they need an angle to run that they’ll create a rule, any rule a wrestling company will last until such time as they don’t want to use it anymore, and so they’ll ignore it or, at best, explain the change. So any ‘official’ rule is about as hard and fast as a foam snail.

Now, that said, a TKO is a ref stoppage, in that the ref has decided that the combatant is no longer able to compete. Technically any match that sees someone other than the wrestler decided to give up is a TKO, so, for example, Iron Sheik winning the WWF title is a TKO since Arnold Skaaland said Bob Backlund couldn’t continue. It’s just that it’s normally the referees that decide if a wrestler can’t continue.

A true Knockout on the other hand would be pretty much impossible to see in wrestling on the simple fact that if your opponent is knocked out, cover them. Or toss them outside. Or lock in a submission hold. You wouldn’t leave them be, you’d just get the win via another means since they can’t respond. You would just take advantage. Although, now that I think about it, that’s what the 10 count is. You have till 10 to get up and prove you can still go.

I suppose that when they say “pinfall and submission only” they put knockout into submission since it’s the same thing in the sense of giving up. Just a matter of who is deciding it.

Surrender is a slightly different concept, in that in that match, you can give up without being actively in a submission hold. In Wargames, if you were the only man standing, facing 2 men while one of your partners was knocked out and the others in submission holds, you could surrender for the team. Technically it’s a variation on submission, yes, but it’s still a slightly different concept.

As for matches that end in TKO, Brock Lesnar for a little while would win matches via ref stoppage when he first debuted in WWE.

As mentioned before, Backlund/Sheik is technically a TKO, as is, even more arguably, Backlund/Hart. There’s been a few KO wins, Batista over Jericho, Big Show when getting the punch over, Tank Abbot in WCW, Chris Hero and Bryan Danielson did it in the Indies a bunch, and it’s how Jamie Noble was retired.

And maybe the readers have more.

And now I’m gonna nail it – can you tell me EVERY way to end a wrestling match? Please help me with this!

…

OK, I’m going to assume this is your normal, every day singles match. In which case, the match could end via…

Pinfall
Submission
Referee’s Decision/TKO/10 count
Count Out
Disqualification
Double Count Out/10 count
Double Disqualification
Match Thrown Out/No Contest
Time Limit Draw
Double Pinfall
Contested Decision (Pin/Submission cross over)
Reversed Decision (Which tends to just go from one to another finish, but still)

That is all that I can think of. Readers?

2. There is one detail that really bothers me, and it happens in hardcore matches (No DQ, Cage, Street Fight, Fight Without Honor…). I’m talking about rope breaks. Yes, bloody rope breaks! Let’s see this, you have a No DQ match, wrestler A applies the submission on wrestler B, wrestler B grabs the ropes and ref counts ’til five. Wrestler B is safe now. It happens all the time, in all companies. Few examples:

– The Rock vs. Austin (WM 17)
– few HIAC matches
– Danielson vs. Morishima (FWH)
– TNA’s Cage Matches
– Samoa Joe vs. Jay Briscoe (Cage Match)
– Samoa Joe vs. Low Ki (FWH)
– and so on…

Details like that ruin some matches for me. Also, tag rules in No DQ tag matches, I hate that shit. I mean, you have a No DQ (Steel Cage) Match, therefore no tags needed, and yet the first half of the match you have wrestlers tagging in and referees playing smartasses. I strongly dislike it and it insults my intelligence, because the hell breaks loose in those matches anyway, so what’s the point of tags anyway? Examples:

– Triple X vs. AMW (both cage matches)
– LAX vs. Styles & Daniels (Cage Match)
– MCMG vs. Beer Money (Cage Match)
– KOW vs. The Briscoes (No DQ from Toronto)
– and a shitload of other matches

Well to be fair to WMX7, when Austin had the sharpshooter on, he ignored the ref’s 5 count, to slowly bring across that he was evil now.

But yes, 5 counts in no DQ matches is a logic hole that they rarely address. The common explanation is that the refs and wrestlers are running on instinct. Another possiblitity is that while the match is No DQ or whatever, the ropes still count as a break of the hold and thus they can’t win with it. The ref then tells them to let go since it’s no longer a valid hold. The 5 count is just an attempt to get the wrestler to let go, often when a ref gets to 5 they just try and pull the wrestler off.

As for tag rules, if it’s not a tornado tag rules, then the tags are supposed to be in effect. It’s only in tornado tag match where everyone is legal. So the ref tries to keep the wrestlers in their corners, but it invariably breaks down and the ref forgets who is legal and who isn’t.

3. And my final rant – punches. What’s the “official” take on punches in pro wrestling? I know they tolerate it (kayfabe) in matches and all…

Hopefully you answer some of this shit. Thanks!

Officially, closed fists, i.e. a fist with the fingers in a tight ball, flush against the palm, are illegal. What is legal is an open fist, where the fingers are loose and there is air between the fingers and the palm. So if the ref lets it slide, then he’s satisfied that the punches are open fists. That’s the ‘official’ take.

Manu Bumb has a simple question stemming from last week.

” Herd focused on the talent acquisition, and was actually pretty good at it, as he got a whole lot of young talent. But then again, he couldn’t keep Steamboat around…”

What happened that he couldnt keep Ricky around?

They couldn’t agree on money. Steamboat was signed to a 6 month contract when he came in, so after 6 months, they were set to renegotiate. Steamboat wanted, the figures that I found say, $275K a year. Herd wouldn’t go over $225K. Flair tried to get them to work something out, but they couldn’t, so Steamboat left.

Herd was more focused on signing young, new talent rather than keeping around old guys, which is part of the reason he didn’t get on with Flair, as he wanted to have Flair bow out and make room for the new guys. Which is something you can kinda see the point of, but still, this is Ric Flair…

Kevin reviews 1999 for us.

After getting through September 99 with both WWF and WCW, and doing some research, such as looking back through Alvarez’s book, reading Mooneyham’s and some other stuff from 98-99. I have scoured old Internet articles and watched the WWE produced DVD’s. What I notice is that WCW just got lambasted for EVERYTHING they did in 99.

WCW was not that good in 99, but there was some positive moments that are overlooked. We know that history is written by the winners. But I swear the pundits almost wanted (and still do) to hate WCW because of Nash and Hogan running the show, and the fact that Flair and Hart, at least to them, never got a fair shake or that Internet darlings at the time like the Revolution never got a proper push. All a fair assessment. While the WWF had favorites like Rock, Mankind and Austin. Two of whom were rejects from WCW and pushed higher in the WWF….Tlherefore it seemed that dislike of WCW has become ingrained. If something goes bad in wrestling today it is called WCW…..

Now, obviously WCW had severe issues in 99 but I would argue had some entertaining stuff. I just watched a 20 minute Sting v. Benoit match for the title on 9/20/99 and that is something you would never see on RAW. RAW at the time was filled with swerves within swerves, I mean on the 9/23 edition of SD, Bulldog randomly turned heel and the Outlaws for no reason got back together. Clearly because they had nothing for Mr. Ass to do as he just randomly fought people for a month.

There are so many different feuds going on that it is damn hard to keep track, and so many random stipulations in the matches, title switches and they have so many segments a show that I have to double my Ritalin dose. This is not to say some of it is entertaining. My main issue is WCW got pasted for just about anything in 99.

The April 24 double title switch supposedly demeaned the title. I disagree as they were both great matches. Meanwhile, in August 99, Mankind wins then loses the next night and a couple of weeks later Vince wins it and then puts it up for grabs at the next PPV. Vince won the title….and the Royal Rumble in the same year. But it is rarely heard about.

Jericho who is awesome in the WWF so far, is recycliing his old WCW gimmicks, just with better production.

Big Show is poorly used that it is almost sad. His first month he jobbed to Austin and has been a useless lackey for the Undertaker.

The Corporate Ministry, which I talked about briefly in another post to you, is so damn awful with random break ups, Bossman joining then leaving after being hanged and then returning and hugging Vince a couple of weeks later. “Sacrifices” on TV where they are fine that same show, hinting that the kidnapped girls loved being manhandled by the CM (Steph and Ryan Shamrock). Police arrive and arrest DX for spraypainting a car but not for attempted murder…..It is absolute nonsense.

The midcard is really muddled with the IC belt swapped so many times it became meaningless. The WWF glass ceiling is as prominent as WCW’s (see Jarrett, Goldust, Shamrock etc). They all feud with the same people like WCW does with little chance of advancement.

Rock gets over, they turn him heel. Same with Edge and Christian and the Hardyz.

Horrible gimmicks like Beaver Cleavage or the killing of Pepper….Yet WCW gets shit on for having Goldberg get arrested. Austin did and on the 9/16 SD returns inexplicably with no explanation given and beats HHH’s ass.

Alvarez and others whined that Savage and Sid would beat up midcarders who never got revenge. Austin did that weekly. He chumped JJ for three weeks. Kane and UT and Show did it too. They did it to guys getting a push….Hell, Austin beat up so many people that it really got old.

Finally, the McMahons, and their 20 minute segments where they talk about the SAME shit over and over, and it could be done in half the time. Meanwhile Shane is spazzing around the ring parroting Vince.

I will say it got better when Austin left for a few weeks (I am an Austin fan, just gets tiresome). And when Vince “retired.” The best part and I will end it with this…..Austin who had two years of hatred for Vince just decides to reinstate him, no reason, because there was a clause in the contract they signed that only Austin could reinstate him, though no one saw it for weeks…..Sweet Jesus.

Do you think WCW sometimes got overly criticized while the WWF got a free pass? After all 99 was so damn successful that it is hard to argue with success.

I think in retrospect that 1999 WWF is looked at poorly by most everyone who doesn’t have jade colored contacts towards the Attitude Era. 1999 was when Vince let Russo off the leash a little, and it shows. But it comes down to a simple idea.

When you’re hot, you can do nothing wrong. When you’re cold, you can do nothing right.

And a related adage that I just made up to explain an idea: When you’re going up, weight isn’t that bad. When you’re going down, it’s worse.

The thing is, 1999 WCW is lambasted more than WWF because by all rights, 1998 should have seen WWF die at their hands. Starrcade 1997 should have been the final major shot, with 1998 a mop up operation to taking WWF out. But 1998 came and went, and WCW made misstep after misstep, while WWF rose and rose.

So then in 1999, when WCW didn’t right itself but instead sped up the crashing, that got more notice than the crap that WWF put out that got lapped up by the people there to see Austin, Rock and titties.

Although I will defend one point: Austin reinstating Vince. (I have this thing for defending Russo’s writing. Good chunk of the time, yes, he’s illogical and stupid. But when he DOES actually have an explanation, like for who rose the briefcase, I want it well known, in some vain attempt to get him to go back to that… Hell, I’m wanting him back in WWE right now. Reunite the Vinces? At least give it a shot…)

Anyway, it’s fairly logical storytelling to get Vince back on TV after he could come back since the company was public and he didn’t have to be off TV.

Raw prior to that video, HHH as Champion is acting like a dick, and then goes after Linda. Vince, being a loving husband (this week) comes out and defends his wife, leading to a brawl, leading to a match with HHH and Austin. Next week on SD, Vince comes out to apologize since he’s not supposed to be out here (wait, I’m defending this?) but it was personal, not business. HHH goads Vince into a match (… WHY?) and then Vince wins the title.

Next week, Vince forfeits the title since, you know, he’s not supposed to be on air, but then Austin points out the clause (well, maybe he wanted to be able to manipulate Vince if he wanted. And speaking of…) and then offers to reinstate Vince for a title shot. Vince agrees, and Austin does so.

Yes, it’s a little tortured. But it’s not for no reason. But overall, the fact is that while Raw and Smackdown did have odd angles and weird stories, it still had Rock, Austin and the rest, front and center. Over in WCW, Goldberg was not front and center. Neither were other popular talent. Both companies had crappy salads as part of their meal, but WWF had it on the side, while WCW had it on top of the meal.

Memphis B-rad asks about Hogan and Cena.

I’m sure you’ve answered these before. Sorry if they are repeats.
1. Michaels-Hogan at Summerslam is one of my favorite matches. I love watching Michaels oversell to that no talent egomaniac. My question is: Did anybody know Michaels was going to do this? Did he get reprimanded for it? Did Hogan ever say anything publically about the match? Did Michaels ever speak about his performance?

Hogan actually did comment on this thing recently, and I quote…

“When Vince wanted Shawn to do the job, we went out and had the match, and everybody said ‘Shawn oversold and he was making fun of you’ and this, that and the other. I can look at it and see why people may say that. If Shawn was really doing that, you’d have to ask him. He’s done it several times, not just with me. The reason the feud then didn’t go any longer was because I shut it down. The next day, on the interview, I was expecting to return the favour. You beat me now I beat you and get the third one and keep it going, because he was such a great worker I thought we were going to have a great run. It could be my fault, maybe I had my feelings too much involved, but I thought his interview was going to be, ‘You know what, I gotta give it to Hogan. He was better than me on that one night. But it will never happen again. I’m faster than him, but just at that moment the crowd were with him and he had the momentum, but it will never happen again’. I thought that was going to be the interview. I thought it was going to be a business interview but he came out and (sarcastically) went ‘ooh, he was too fast, he was too young, he had too much hair’ and I went ‘ugh, I’m out’. I said to Vince ‘Your boy… it’s business’.”

But HBK hasn’t spoken about it outside the WWE DVD about it, where he was upset about how Hogan insisted on heel V face and then complained about HBK ripping him to shreds on the mic. And so, overselling was called for.

2. Has any other wrestler ever gotten a reaction like John Cena? Half the crowd boos & the other half cheers. I can’t think of anybody who’s ever been so noticeably polarizing. Sure, a few fans might cheer for a heel like Christian, but it’s usually very obvious what the crowd thinks of a wrestler.

Great column.

Not consistently, no. Sometimes there have been crowds that were split, but Cena’s the most consistent splitter in history. Guys like Diesel and other tweeners would vary, sometimes cheered, sometimes not, but nowhere near on Cena’s level.

Now, if you disagree with me on this, or any other point, let me know. Until next week, bye for now.

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