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The Professional 3 3.24.13 Worst Animal Based Gimmicks
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Leon St. Giovanni and I, in Inter Species Wrestling, are taxidermists. While LSG is the hunter and gatherer of the crew, I am the Nigel Thornberry, the one who looks for rare game and in search of a victory. We implore the Snuff ‘Em -N- Stuff ‘Em strategy. It has worked in the past, and most definitely in the future, it will work for us in bigger and badder ways.
Despite my rant, I immediately started to think about what would happen if the Taxidermists were able to exterminate the Red Rooster from the WWF in 1989. We probably would have saved Terry Taylor’s career for starters. In fact, dare I say, LSG and I would be heroes to the WWF audience back then. Better yet, there could have been a plethora of animal based characters all over wrestling that we could have exterminated once and for all…
Which leads to this week’s Professional 3. This week, I have taken the time to go back into the annuls of the crazy and daring gimmicks of yesteryear and find out what animal based characters existed. I then decided on my least favorite ones and use them in this week’s P3. So without further adieu…THE PROFESSIONAL 3: Worst Animal Based Gimmicks
Brady Boone was a journeyman in the world of professional wrestling, working primarily as an underneath wrestling in the WWF in the late 1980s, until he received his big break in 1990. Trying to match the great success of Tiger Mask in Japan, Brady Boone became Battle Kat, a high flying athlete underneath a unique costume. The topper: a furry cat mask. I’ll be completely honest: I dug Battle Kat as a kid. He was much different than all of the other WWF Superstars in 1990. He could fly, do cool moves, and wear a mask. However, despite being undefeated, Battle Kat lost the last of his nine lives and was released in 1991. Sad, but sometimes, that’s the way it works sometimes. Brady Boone was a talented competitor, but Battle Kat just didn’t pan out the way it should have.
2) YELLOW DOG
After SuperBrawl 1 in 1991, Brian Pillman lost a Loser Leaves WCW match against Barry Windham and was forced to never be seen again. Approximately a few weeks later, a man who a similar body type and style to Flyin’ Brian made his WCW debut…the Yellow Dog. Fighting out of the Kennel Club, the Dog was accompanied to ringside by…a yellow dog named Man’s Best Friend. Crazy as it sounds, it was. The Yellow Dog was one of Jim Herd’s failed attempts to create a gimmick in his reign at WCW. The Dog was ultimately euthanized and what seemed like literally the next day, Flyin’ Brian returned to WCW. There are just some ideas you can’t make up. At least he wasn’t this one.
3) GOBBLEDY GOOKER
What more can you say? The biggest bust in wrestling history. After hyping up for months that a giant egg was going to hatch at the 1990 WWF Survivor Series, fans bared witness to the hatching…of a turkey. The Gobbledy Gooker was born at Survivor Series and unleashed a reign of terror onto the WWF…for about 10 minutes. The Gooker disappeared but always lived on in infamy. WrestleCrap named its yearly awards after the Gooker. Mean Gene made fun of the incident at his 2006 Hall of Fame induction speech. So much mockery as taken place because of this character; however, there are two notes that have never been discussed about the Gooker.
1) The original idea was for the Gobbledy Gooker to be the official mascot of the Survivor Series from that point on.
2) IT MADE SENSE. A bird hatched from an egg. Come on, at least it wasn’t a swerve.
Now, those are my personal WORST animal based characters. But before I close it out, what was my favorite of all time?