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Scripted Through Sin 8.05.08: Copied That Cat

August 5, 2008 | Posted by Jarrod Westerfeld

It’s been one of those weeks – no, not the party hard and find yourself waking up in a dark alley with your dick stuck in the hole of a dumpster kind of weeks. Things tend to get pretty busy from time to time despite me being the lazy slob that I truly am. So far, I’ve taken steps in my personal life to actually experience growth that could lead me closer out the door of this household then I’ve ever been before, I’m probably tied up in a web design project that may end up breaking my back along with my sanity, and I found no time to really do the research for part two of my Triple H series.

This week I’m going to have to find a way out. I have to actually avoid running over as I’m really crunching down here and I hate taking time away from these columns when I know I’m more than capable of pumping out some sort of content. It’s not like I do anything else to really pass the time here – well, nothing constructive at least. So finding little to no outs for me as Friday was booked up to handle some personal business, Saturday was squared away as a boy’s night out at the Hammerstein Ballroom, I sit here on a Sunday afternoon crunching away as quickly as I can. And the best part of it all is that I have to conduct a meeting with a certain individual to talk out what work I need to be doing for their shop website. Perhaps I overbooked myself this week?

So, this is a coast week in which I’ll get to play the role of Small, as I do nothing more than copy and paste – only not as funny or deliriously affectionate towards The Great Khali. I have my own man crushes to uphold.

Let’s get jiggy with it then.

  • Focusing on… TNA: A Fans Plea
  • Weekly Scriptures: We’re a One Minute Man
  • A Fans Plea


    So TNA finally did it – they finally got one of their loyal fans to snap and think that this paradise is really a cascading heap that nears the landfill that now houses the likes of USWA, GWF, ECW and more infamously WCW.

    I know many others probably still don’t think anything is wrong with this utopian alternative to the big evil monopolizing corporation known simply as the E, this to me spells out that fans are growing intolerant to being treated as though they have to accept something for what it is rather than for what it should be. A loyal fan of TNA InstantClassic8 isn’t exactly done with the company as he’s still supportive of it, but he certainly is very concerned about it as continues to press the issue that this company should be supported while they rehabilitate themselves to reach the peak that many of us think this company is capable of accomplishing. Doing three videos and a four page letter to the company, he has voiced out his concerns about the direction the company has been headed for in about 2 years time. Most of his concerns are universal complaints against the company, so there must be some validity behind his words, right?

    We’ll start off with the letter, putting more context behind the videos for later on.

    One fan’s plea…

    Now I would normally not do something like this but recently I’ve become very concerned with the direction that Total Nonstop Action Wrestling is going in. This letter will cover many topics but my reasoning for creating this plea is because I feel “disgusted” after watching the 7/31/08 broadcast of iMPACT! Now before I go into detail, I would just like to point out that this is not me saying to you that you’re losing a fan. This is simply just one die hard fan’s opinion on how I view things in TNA.

    The basics: Since I am a true professional wrestling fan at heart, I heard about TNA during its early stages. Even though I was looking for something else to watch other than promotions created or taken over by the folks up north, I was still hesitate to watch because of how unfamiliar I was to the promotion. Honestly, it wasn’t until one of my favorite performers Christian Cage joined TNA that I began to really notice the company. Slowly from then I started to enjoy TNA as the true alternative. Going back to see what TNA had to offer before I started watching, I soon realized that I had missed some of the best wrestling to occur this millennium. It was in the summer of 2006 that I fully gave up and converted to TNA. I could no longer stand watching 40 year old men prancing around like it was 1997 all over again. What also help my decision was the fact that one of the greatest wrestlers and one of my all-time favorites Kurt Angle jumped ship and join TNA. From then I became sucked into the feud of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. It was all TNA for me at that point and nothing nor could anyone change my mind.

    It was exciting to see this company grow. Things were certainly changing…for good and for worst. I love the fact that TNA is traveling out of the iMPACT! Zone. When I watch a wrestling show, not only am I looking for great wrestling and promos, but I am also looking for a great crowd. The fans in the iMPACT! Zone have become way too over saturated with the TNA product. It’s as if they have been trained on how to react to certain situations. That should be the last thing you would want to have out of a crowd. Fans are supposed to be spontaneous on how they react to your product. It’s like every time I tune into iMPACT!, there must be a sign hanging over top of the ring and when it lights up, the fans must start chanting, “THIS IS AWESOME”. Yes there should be some boundaries as how far a fan can go but when they are treated like trained monkeys, it’s never fair for both the viewer in the crowd and the viewer of your television program.

    Come on now. We can all agree that once a child makes up their mind, it’s hard to recover them from the “dark side”. That “dark side” I’m referring to is one filled with roided-up monsters, superheroes, flashy lights, pyrotechnics, and performers who are way past their time. I chose TNA to escape away from that torture. But now as I watch Spike every Thursday night, I’ve come to realize that TNA may be crossing into this “dark side”. It’s always good to build for the future. Hell, you can even build for right now. Now I can be the first to admit I love the nostalgic feeling that I get when it comes to professional wrestling. But even I understand that the past should sometimes remain in the past. This thought brings me right to Sting.

    Sting will go down as one of the greatest wrestlers of all-time, but that time has clearly past. Honestly, it past nearly 10 years ago. Here’s the bottom line: no one cares about Sting anymore. It’s like you’re forcing us to like this guy again, and it’s not working. Every time this man pops up on my TV, I suddenly become angry. Angry at the fact that no one wants to see this guy anymore yet not only do you put him on TV, you’ve given this man the TNA World Heavyweight Championship each of the past two years. It’s as if you’re scared to try new things when that was exactly want got you noticed in the first place. I don’t understand how you can revolve your entire show around Sting when: A) he wasn’t even at the show and B) he’s been complacent ever since he stepped in the door. I completely understand why you’re using guys like Sting, Angle, Cage, Rhino, Team 3D, and other: it’s because they’re a “name”. Well the fact of the matter is they are not yours. They were made by someone else. If you’re afraid to pull the trigger and make your own stars, then how to you even expect this company to become the number one promotion? Speaking of Kurt Angle, do you realize that he’s been on the cover of every single promotional poster and DVD cover except two? That equates to over 20 pieces promotional material in less than two years. You cannot expect this man to make this company all by himself. You have to create stars for the present and the future.

    Samoa Joe is our, and as a loyal fan I emphasize “our”, world champion. But hold on a sec…why isn’t he wearing his title? Oh yeah, that’s right. He’s letting his current foe and challenger carry it around. The same man that vowed that if he didn’t defeat Kurt Angle at TNA Lockdown for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, the same title that he chased for nearly 3 years, that he would not only leave TNA but he would quit wrestling. This same man that put his career on the line for that title acts as if the title really doesn’t mean much to him anymore. Now is he at fault? Absolutely not. But why does it seem that way? Why does it seem as if you’re reigning champion and one of TNA’s most dominating figures, doesn’t give two craps about the company? This can’t be tolerated. I’m not saying that Joe doesn’t care about TNA or the title but the way he is portrayed on iMPACT! These past few months makes it seems it’s just that. Your champion is supposed to be the front man for the company. The guy that when people ask, “What’s your product all about?” you point right to your champion. As of right now, if someone were to ask me to give them one reason on why they should watch TNA, I don’t see myself pointing to Joe at all.

    I understand that you’re trying to appeal to the masses. You’re getting more air time on Spike, the video game comes out next month, and you’re growing little by little every day. There’s one thing that you must understand and that is you have to win over the wrestling crowd before you win over the casual crowd. Each time I watch TNA, it’s as if you’re trying to do the complete opposite. Gimmicks are supposed to be used to change the aspect of a character or a match. But when they overfill your roster and PPVs, it just gets completely out of hand. As wrestling fans, we don’t like to see silly gimmicks like “Stone Cold” Shark Boy, or “Black Machismo” or especially ones like Super Eric. Things like that just make me feel as if I’m too dumb to understand the performance of a wrestler. There needs to be a character behind them for me to enjoy their work. I think that charisma goes a long way in this business but when you’re forcing a character onto a wrestler just to get them over with the crowd, it’s never good. Gimmick matches aren’t always needed either. This year alone, I’ve been terrified at the amount of gimmick matches that you’ve put on PPV. This year alone we had, Ultimate-X, Elevation-X, Barbed Wire Massacre, a street fight, a “Fish Market” street fight, a “Stand By Your Man” strap match, Queen of the Cage, Cuffed in the Cage, Deuces Wild Tournament, Makeover battle royal, multiple ladder matches, Terrordome, Full Metal Mayhem, multiple Six-Sides of Steel matches, Last Man Standing, New Jersey street fight, and a “Black Tie Brawl and Chain” match. And the question I ask is…for what? Why are these needed? If people don’t care about the match, then drop it. Gimmicks don’t always get people interested in the match. Sometimes people just don’t care. Even last year, the Robert Roode/Eric Young feud was dragged on for way too long because you kept throwing gimmicks at them to get people to care but it didn’t work. You have to learn to move on and give up on things that don’t work.

    As I said in the opening synopsis, this is not me saying I’m done. It’s just me saying I’m concerned. Concerned that the company that I’ve grown to love for everything that I wanted in a wrestling product slowly beginning to push me away and say, “You’re not welcomed here”. People of the internet, especially on message boards and YouTube, love to talk about how bad they think your company is doing. Yes I am part of the Internet Wrestling Community but I’m in the section that actually stands up for your product. I don’t follow in with the norm, even when I’m being hit from all angles about how wrong I am, I still back up most of the decisions that are being made in TNA. There comes a time when I have to stand up for my own beliefs and voice my opinion on how I truly feel. Millions of us out there feel that this can be the true alternative and can be the number one promotion. But when this “alternative” is turning into the “lite” version of its competition and seems as if they don’t care about their own success, why should I care either?

    Following this all was his three part video of his voicing out these concerns to his subscribers and anyone else that will watch and listen.




    The truth behind all of this? It’s frustrating to try and defend this product when the flaws seem to keep mounting up while the pro’s of it all just seem to be a dwindling factor. You have people leaving the company on bad terms because they are upset with management and the way business works there, a disgruntled enough fan base that voices out complaints that only get ignored such as those breakouts of “fire Russo” chants that went unanswered, and a heavy pushing of already established stars while the fan base seems to be craving and ready to pay and see the younger guys that make up the TNA roster who have no previous work done with any of the previous company’s of the Monday Night Wars era. I’ve been screaming about how the fans of TNA should be demanding better from the company, but it never seems to pick up the steam – hopefully with one of your own maybe this company will finally rise to the plateau that many of us thought it should have already been sitting atop of currently.

    We’re a One Minute Man


    Much like a 15 year old at prom, we’re finishing up earlier than expected and left apologizing for such a quick experience that will probably be noted only as that one failed relationship when we were young and stupid. Really, I’m straining on this one as I was really banking more on the Triple H research that I just couldn’t do this week for all of the previously explained situations. So instead we’ll just highlight some of the personal experiences from the last ROH show here in New York, in which I took two of my friends to go and see for the very first time.

    To start, let’s just paint up who these two friends are: one is a extremely hard working, complicated fellow who is extremely bright and extremely thoughtful. He’s also not a terribly huge wrestling fan as he falls in and out of attention of the WWE product, and has only been aware of TNA to a certain extent. This show he was going into completely blind as he had no idea who any of the players were, who the champions were and what the storylines were like. He also works the early morning shift every weekend as a doorman to a ritzy and pricy lower Eastside condo, so was basically putting himself into a position of getting only 4 hours of sleep before his next shift at work. Though he’d much rather watch a good film that either has a well developed cast of characters and a strong story, or just a film that is so terribly bad that he can joke about with friends and get some cheap laughs out of, he was more than willing to venture out to Manhattan for this one show completely unaware of whether he’d walk away liking it or not, and completely unaware of who anyone in the ring was.

    The other friend being a much larger fan of the wrestling product – almost a diehard if you would, as he’s not only followed WWE for years, but even followed TNA for some time, thinking very highly of it at one point. Falling out of the TNA craze, he would move on to hear things about ROH, checking out some shows I’d recommend and DVD’s I’d loan him. He had always been up to seeing a show live, but previously had issues come up that prevented him from attending before. He was aware of enough of the product to kind of had a picture of who was who and what they were capable of doing. He was also a little more privy to some of the things that were to unfold that night, such as the NWA title scene and how big this match was just based off of my telling of the story of Pearce’s beginnings as the NWA World Champion.

    And after a single night that saw so much drama and action, both are fans of the product and willing to venture out and do this again at the next Hammerstein show.

    Both were thrilled by the drama and the action of the night, the more diehard fan admitting that during the Guns and Steenerico bout that he was going into it mainly for Alex Shelley, chanting and singing praise for him only for half way through the match to find himself rooting on both Steen and El Generico. That he enjoyed Brent Albright and Adam Pearce’s bout enough to consider it the match of the night, and that while knowing little to nothing about Go Shiozaki and Naomichi Marufuji, he found their bout to be fun and exciting.

    The end result was both becoming fans of a product they had little knowledge in, and a good understanding behind the matches they saw without having to buy every single DVD in order to grasp what was going on. And the way this product works they’ll never have to order every single DVD in order to keep up with the on-goings of the stories within the company, just a trip to YouTube for the video wires should they feel they’re missing out on something integral. In the mean time, they’ll have to wait out for the DVD of this show in order to relive the fun of the show and all it had to offer the first time over.

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    Jarrod Westerfeld