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The Shimmy 11.03.08: The (Matt) Hardy Report Card (Part Six)
2004 Royal Rumble (Royal Rumble 2004)
Matt was a pretty nice addition to what was a fairly star studded Rumble Match. Unfortunately this would be one of the last things of merit Matt would do for some time as he’d get stuck with the always successful losing streak gimmick shortly after this. Things probably wouldn’t have been so bad had things gone according to plan with Matt finally getting his big win over Mark Henry at WrestleMania XX (which would have been interesting since both men were heels) but when Henry went down with an injury Matt just kept on losing until the summer.
My Grade: A+
No DQ Match: Matt Hardy vs. Kane (Vengeance 2004)
And here is the feud that sparked the beginning of the end of Matt Hardy’s first tenure with WWE. Matt finally turned face again after having to save his ex-girlfriend Lita from Kane and those two wacky kids started dating onscreen again. This actually resulted in a fairly high profile feud with a former WWE Champion, and Matt even got to score the upset victory in what was a fun little No DQ Match. This was definitely the biggest win of Matt Hardy’s short tenure on the Raw roster in 2004.
My Grade: B
Till Death Do Us Part Match: Matt Hardy vs. Kane (SummerSlam 2004)
After Vengeance Kane kept kicking the crap out of Matt at every turn so in order to save her man Lita agreed to sleep with Kane. Unfortunately the Big Red Machine must not have worn his Big Red Condom because Lita got knocked up, potentially throwing off her engagement to Matt Hardy. After being pissed for a while Matt decided he still wanted to marry Lita, but for some reason the dumb bitch agreed to marry the winner of the Matt-Kane SummerSlam match. One top rope chokeslam later and Lita and Kane were getting’ hitched and Matt Hardy was out with an injured knee.
Of course this set up a bizarre chain of events in both kayfabe and in real life. As part of the story Lita unwillingly entered into marriage with Kane (in a wedding with a badass strings version of Kane’s theme song) and sabotaged all his matches until the two bonded after Gene Snitsky (allegedly) killed their unborn baby. In fact the loss of his extortion-created demon baby caused Kane to turn face and he and Lita were a pretty formidable duo for a while. But then the chants started.
My Grade: B-
Matt Hardy vs. Edge (SummerSlam 2005)
You see in real life, with Matt Hardy on the shelf Lita started traveling with Matt’s good buddy Edge. First they shared transportation, then they shared bodily fluids. Matt went public with his anger about their relationship, turning the WWE fans against Lita. In having to choose between Edge and Matt WWE chose to fired Matt while he was still out injured. But by then the damage had already been done. On TV Lita turned on Kane and aligned herself with Edge. Edge and Kane feuded for a while but chants of “We Want Matt” echoed in the arenas. Eventually WWE decided to offer Matt Hardy is old job back to bank on the Matt-Edge drama. Matt Hardy returned and, after expressing his desire to see Edge die in a car wreck, had this match at SummerSlam. It was heated, it was stiff…and it ended when Edge kicked Matt’s head in so badly that the ref had to stop the match. Yeah, stellar booking there guys. I contemplated giving this match a D+ but a D just seemed too harsh. Consider this a C triple minus.
My Grade: C-
Steel Cage Match: Matt Hardy vs. Edge (Unforgiven 2005)
Although from something bad we did indeed get something awesome. Now THIS was what people wanted to see, and I’m not just saying that because Matt won. The match was awesome and bloody and really came off like a big deal. This definitely blew the Cena-Angle main event with a DQ finish out of the water. This was my No. 10 best WWE match of 2005.
My Grade: A+
Matt Hardy & Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Masters & Snitsky (Taboo Tuesday 2005)
Edge would get his win back in the Loser Leave Raw Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WWE Homecoming, so Matt ended up on SmackDown just in time for the Raw-SmackDown war. Raw was putting forth the team of Edge & Chris Masters to compete against the top two vote getters among Matt Hardy, Rey Mysterio, JBL, Christian, and Hardcore Holly. WWE had been pushing for Mysterio & JBL to get the nod but Matt got picked instead, probably largely due to the appeal of he and Edge hooking up again. Edge was injured though so at the last minute they bait and switched with Snitsky taking his place. Even with the switcheroo the match is a good one. A lot of people might get turned off by the perceived clash in styles but this was a really fun match, one of the unsung gems of the Taboo Tuesday/Cyber Sunday shows. Shortly after this match Matt would become the first person to defeat Mr. Kennedy and looked to have a Survivor Series match lined up with him until Kennedy suffered his first WWE injury, preventing Matt from yet another Big Four PPV payday.
My Grade: B+
Matt Hardy vs. JBL (Armageddon 2005)
I found this match online and watched it just for you. It’s not bad although it is pretty short. This is one of those post-Edge pre-Jeff matches where WWE knew they need to give Matt something because he’s over but didn’t want to put him in anything too meaningful. In many ways this is a less bloody version of the Edge SummerSlam match, just without as much hype built into it. There is a scary spot where Matt’s head is caught in the ropes for an extended period of time, something I hope was not intentional. And so this wraps up 2005 for Matt Hardy.
My Grade: C+
PPV in Review: Cyber Sunday
Andy Enjoyment Index: Cyber Sunday
1) Matt Hardy-Evan Bourne
2) Undertaker-Big Show
3) Chris Jericho-Batista
4) Rey Mysterio-Kane
5) Shelton Benjamin-R-Truth
6) Triple H-Jeff Hardy
7) John Morrison & The Miz-Cryme Tyme
8) Santino Marella-Honky Tonk Man
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Well that does it for this week’s column. Next week sees the return of Jeff Hardy to a WWE ring. Until then, vote Obama. Clark…out.
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