The Tremendous Tirade – Wrestling Society X: Episode III – 2.13.07

-We kick off the show with a performance by SPARTA.

-Ernst and Kloss welcome us to the show. They discuss last week’s show and the crowning of Vampiro as the first WSX champion.

-We get a video promo from Vampiro. He battled half of his life and is now the champion. Any sacrifice he has to make, his flesh, blood and or soul…this title is his destiny. He pours blood on it and himself.

-SPARTA joins the announce team.

The Trailer Park Boyz (“Spyder” Nate Webb and Josh “Jug” Raymond) w/ “White Trash” Johnny Webb vs. The Filth & The Fury (Teddy Hart and Matt Cross)

Hart and Raymond in to start. Some reversals and such to begin. Cross and Webb in now. Tree of woe and dropkicks by Cross. Split legged moonsault for 2 by Webb. Webb counters a leg scissors into a face jam. Hart in for the sick cradle DDT on Raymond. Moonsault to the floor by Hart. Corkscrew moonsault by Cross! Back into the ring and Hart tries a moonsault and eats knees. Head butt and dropkick to Hart. FLIPPING TIGER DRIVER by Hart! Jesus. Cross into break things up. To the floor and Hart electrocutes someone with a wire, spills water on Raymond and “electrocutes” him again. SUPER RANA by Cross on Webb. Hart with a CRAZY corkscrew deal off the set through a table and then Cross with a Spinning shooting star press to finish off Webb.

Winners: The Filth and the Fury @ 3:37 via pin

-Back from commercial as they hype the TLC match.

-Last week we see Kaos and Aguilera arguing after the show last week. Aguilera has an idea to get payback, the TLC match, which will happen this week.

-That will be the main event tonight.

“The Prince Of Parkland” Jack Evans vs. El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado

El Hombre attacks while Jack break dances. Irish whip and a boot by El Hombre, clothesline and a dive follows by El Hombre. Back in and a double boot by Evans, but El Hombre back with elbows and a dropkick. Fisherman’s buster by El Hombre for 2. Off the ropes and Evans with a moonsault into an elbow for 2. Spinkick by Evans, running knee follows for 2. Evans pulls him to the corner…630 SPLASH connects! 1…2…3.

Winner: Jack Evans @ 2:05 via pin

-Back from commercial with a promo for MATT CLASSIC! He is classically trained in wrestling. Greco Roman and Catch as Catch Can professional. He has a devastating body slam and JUDO CHOP! He was in a coma, and woke up 40-years later and still does the old school! HE IS MY NEW HERO!

Tables, Ladders & Cerveza: Los Pochos Guapos (Joey “Kaos” Muñoz & Aaron “Jesus” Aguilera) vs. Luke Hawx & Alkatrazz

We start with a ladder shot to Kaos and Jesus. Into the ring and Jesus chops away at Hawk. Flapjack to Hawk on the ladder. Alkatrazz is down as well. Kaos driver on Hawk. Kaos up top, Jesus stops him and tells him to climb the ladder. Jesus flirts as Kaos misses a moonsault off the ladder. Alkatrazz takes down Jesus. Catapult to Jesus who eats ladder. Flatliner by Hawk. Rights by Alkatrazz to Jesus, old school rope walk by Alkatrazz into a DDT but Jesus tosses him off into the ladder. Missile dropkick by Hawk. SICK GONZO BOMB by Kaos on Hawk. He sets up a ladder and Jesus gets the Cerveza’s. Jesus tosses into Kaos and he falls into the Cerveza bottles. Alkatrazz grabs Kaos…powerbomb through the table. 1…2…3.

Winners: Luke Hawx & Alkatrazz @ 3:32 via pin

-Kaos is busted open as the announcers eat Subway.

-We get a promo for next week’s show.

The Tremendous Tirade: So week #3 is in the books. We kicked off with wild, non-stop tag team action with Hart and Cross doing a bunch of wild shit, and that is the way to kick the show off. Evans is still really fun to watch, I just wish we got a bit more of a complete match with him, but in the 30-minute format that will be hard. As for the TLC match, it is what people wanted from ECW but aren’t getting, so it has its purpose. One last thing I have to say. The explosions and such are fine, but not if used every week and especially in the first match. Built up to it please. Overall another wild show in 30-minutes. It obviously is not for everyone, as there are people who will either love and or hate it. I am somewhere in the middle as there are things I love and things I hate, but it is never boring.