411’s Wrestling Society X: Episode IV Report 2.27.07

-CLIPSE is our musical guest. I have no clue who they are and I wasn’t really impressed.

-Ernst and Kloss welcome us to the show and run down what we’ll see tonight.

-Crazy Fabian SHOUTS OUT our first match.

“The Cocky Coverboy” Matt Sydal w/Lizzy Valentine) vs. “The Greatest” Scorpio Sky

Sky tries to give Lizzy an 8×10 and that pisses off Sydal and we are underway. Some counters and reversals to begin. Head scissors by Sydal, but Sky with a RANA follows. Sydal to the floor and gets a sunset flip try, countered and aback breaker by Sky for 2. Off the ropes and a Japanese arm drag by Sky. Lizzy distracts Sky, some reversals now and an Asai moonsault into a standing leg drop for 2 by Sydal. Chops by Sydal, Irish whip and a clothesline by Sydal, followed by a slingshot dropkick for 2. Chops by Sydal, high kick and an elbow back by Sky. Sydal to the floor and Sky with a SICK no hands plancha to Sydal! Back into the ring, Lizzy grabs Sky, Sydal gets the standing moonsault for 2. Boot by Sydal, but Sky with a sit out spinebuster. Sky up top…forearm by Sydal and a SICK WAVE OF THE FUTURE on Sky and that is all.

After the match Lizzy writes “H8R” on Sky.

Winner: Matt Sydal @ 4:00 via

-Last week Marcus Riot gives Evans his DVD and Evans gives him a kick in the balls.

-Back from commercial and Keepin’ It Gangsta is here looking for their ladder. Babi gives him a BLINGED OUT LADDER~!

-They come to the ring and assault the cameraman. Babi is on the mic. They challenge any tag team in the house!

Keepin’ It Gangsta (Babi Slymm & Ruckus) vs. That 70’s Team (Joey Ryan and Disco Machine)

The ref on a step stool holds the disco ball for him to dance, tremendous! Joey Ryan oils up and he is ready to go.

Boot by Ryan to Ruckus, off the ropes and a backflip and head scissors by Ruckus. Back spring kick by Ruckus. Tag to Babi and Ryan needs his inhaler. The Gangsta’s with a double hip toss and then an elbow drop by Babi for 2. Jaw breaker and dropkick by Ryan. Disco is in and gets a victory roll after Ryan gets a boot to Babi for 2. Spinning leg scissors by Disco. Baby ladder and dance, they pants Ryan and slap his ass. Forearms to Babi, off the ropes and a clothesline by Babi. Ruckus in now and leg lariats to all. Back handspring elbow to Ryan. Tag to Babi, they try a double team but a superkick by Ryan breaks it up. Babi then gets a spinning sidewalk slam. Ruckus in and a front spinning neck breaker to Disco. Tree of woe on Ryan, has the disco ball and BREAKS it on Ryan’s balls. BLING ladder in now! Stepladder on Ryan’s face and Ruckus with a senton Van Terminator off the ladder to Ryan and that is all.

Winners: Keepin’ It Gangsta @ 4:06 via pin

-Back from commercial and Arik Cameron is pissed and beats up a random friend. He will fuck a bitch up next week, or something like that.

El Hombre Blanco Enmascarado vs. The Human Tornado

Tornado is laid out backstage.

6-Pac attacks Enmascarado, lay shim out as well and calls out Vampiro!

Winner: No Contest

-Vampiro comes out and some dude comes out and attacks Vampiro. He slams him through the guardrail and Pac leaves. The man has burns on his face and THROWS THE FIREBALL at Vampiro, which is blurred out with wacky effects.

-We get a video for next week’s show.

The Tremendous Tirade: So episode IV is in the books. The opener was solid stuff and a lot of fun. Sydal is a lot of fun to watch as is Sky. The only real problem I have is they essentially have the same gimmick; the cool, cocky guy. But they might be different enough not to matter. Keepin it Gangsta debuted and while Ruckus is fun, Slymm sucks. The BLING ladder and gimmicks should hide that hopefully. I am not too hot on the bait and switch deals with main events, but this works with the title deal and sets up Pac vs. Tornado next week as well as Vampiro out for revenge. A solid, if weaker than normal episode this week.